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Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day

I asked my facebook friends about a rumor I had heard about a Victoria’s Secret model…basically the rumor is that it is a known fact that one fo the VS model…past or present…recently accepted 1,000,000 dollars to have sex, we’re talking one night, with a very very rich dude who can afford to drop a million dollars on a pussy… I heard the guy was fat and disgusting, clearly if he’s willing to pay a model a million dollars, he’s slimey as fuck… Eveyrone on Facebook called out Miranda Kerr as the girl who did it… Now I’ve heard all kinds of rumors about her, from Fucking Bieber, to other billionares in her baby daddy circle…throwing away her contract…but a high paid escort, who we would all fuck for one night foa a million dollars, but is still a fucking escort…is just the next level of obvious, expected, considering everything, but still trashy, which I guess comes with the territory…I mean she’s hot bodied, has good fake tits, but that doesn’t mean she’s a self respecting lady…or classy…I mean she’s Australian…you know how Australians are… That said, here she is in a magazine, because Magazine appearances are key to getting million dollar sex offers…and million dollar sex offers are pretty fucking awesome for any girl.. I never pay more than 100 dollars. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Porn Actress Kim Kardashian Is Ugly of the Day

Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil…I mean her entire family is equally fucking shit…especially the mastermind monther….but it’s nice to see that this SHITTY PISS COVERED BAD IN BED PORNSTAR FOR ONE MOVIE ….who ended up becoming a really tacky money making brand is starting to look as disgusting as I always knew she was….even before she was getting pissed on by black dudes like the urinal in the inter-city basketball court….Her face is sagging and so is her body…aging and filling out more than it always was….and I understand the mom’s stratgy to replace her with her younger daughters while she’s still on top…cuz money can’t buy her Trojan Horse she exploited by releasing her sex tape …something no normal mother would ever think of doing…unless they had money and fame on the brain….but more importantly a retarded, vapid, useless daughter people wanted to see fuck cuz her ass was so ridiculous like Kim Kardashian…cuz I have the inside scoop and even before the shit went down with the sex tape …you know contracts signed, boyfriends briefed on the plan, etc….they had top Publicists already on payroll ready to make this happen….The world is a disgusting place…and so Is Kim Kardashian’s vagina…. If you haven’t seen the SEX TAPE, I SUGGEST YOU BUY IT cuz it’s boring, but shows her in her best light…being the whore she is…

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Simon Cowell’s Pussy in a Bikini on his Yacht of the Day

Simon Cowell like any self respecting billionaire has found himself a botoxed faced, fake titty, money grubbing cunt who appreciates being waited on and served, while laying out on the deck of his 100,000,000 dollar boat, like the lazy pig who uses her pussy to get her this life of luxury…. Her name is Zeta Graff, she’s 43 and she’s an actress who played an alien in Fifth Element, a gig 8 strippers were offered before her….and she has actually done this gold digging before, only it was diamond digger, cuz her ex husband who she got 20,000,000 dollars out of was a Jewellery Heir named Francois Graff, a name she kept because it gets her better service at the country club, or when making dinner reservations….this is her gold digging street hustle…like a common prostitute but more luxurious… I know she looks like a high maintenance pile of shit, laying there taking in all the pampering, but the truth is she’s hard at work strategizing, thinking to herself “Laugh at his jokes, inflate his ego, don’t be too easy or accommodating, offer a bit of a challenge, guys like this like challenges, that’s why he’s so rich, but don’t be too challenging that he gets bored of me, most importantly, stop birth control, tell him my tubes are tied, get knocked up, pressure him to marry me, so I’ll be set for life”…sluts….

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Heidi Montag Trades In Her Puppies

Apparently, as part of Heidi Montag and Spencer McDouche’s fake divorce settlement they had to exchange dogs outside, in front of the paparazzi, shirtless and/or pantless. I’m not a legal expert, but I’ve watched enough Law & Order to know that this seems a bit odd. Partly because everything they do is bullsh#t, but mostly because no self respecting judge would sign off on an agreement that had Heidi NOT going topless. Have you seen those massive fake boobs ? Common sense dictates that those things should be exposed at all times. Come on.

Kristin Cavallari’s Lame Bikini Pictures

These aren’t what I expected when I was told I had Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures this morning, what a f@#king let down, somebody’s getting fired. What self respecting Hollywood nobody walks in front of the paparazzi in a bikini and decides to cover it up with jeans and a t-shirt

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