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Kristin Cavallari In Her Tight Outfit

Once again here are some pictures of Kristin Cavallari walking around in her spandex leggings and a t-shirt…. Again. Unacceptable. She looks good and all, but this is a fat girl outfit, meant for someone who no longer fits into clothing designed for regular human beings. The only thing I can think of that could maybe make this outfit work is a couple of pitchers of ice cold water and some Def Leppard on the jukebox.

Kristin Cavallari Tries To Give Us A Look

I’m not sure, but I think that these are pictures of Kristin Cavallari doing nothing…. Again! I want a life where all I do is head to the store in tight pants or go get my nails done, my toes look like eagle talons. I guess pretty girls can get away with this kind of thing better than I could, I’m just a blogger who may or may not be wearing the same boxer shorts as he was yesterday. Anyhow, Kristin looks good and she’s trying to give us a peek at her little boobies which is nice of her. Better luck next time.

Kristin Cavallari’s Hot Legs Work It

It’s only a matter of time before The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari fades into celebrity obscurity or pornography, I’m hoping for that last one, but until then I’ll just have to continue to enjoy her nice long legs. Here they are going for a little walk in their short shorts and heels the other day. She could probably get a job as a leg model somewhere, you know, her legs could be up on a billboard outside a strip club. A jobs a job right? more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Kristen Stewart’s Boney Leg Show Continues

Kristen Stewart is everywhere these days promoting her latest sensitive vampire movie, I’m not complaining, she’s showing off her skinny long boney legs every chance she gets and I like it. They’re all pale and sexy. Hot. Anyhow, I’m glad that she’s at least trying to wear more women’s clothing, it suits her, but I know that once she’s done promoting this crap she’ll probably go back to her regular grungy jeans and ladies softball coach sweater so we’d better enjoy it while we can. more pictures of Kristen Stewart here

Kristen Stewart’s Sexy Long Boney Legs

I’m not sure if any of you are into boney knees, you never know with all the fetishes out there, but I thought I’d share these pictures of Kristen Stewart outside the Letterman studios with you anyway. At least she’s smiling for a change instead of making her usual retarded brooding sensitive vampire pouty face. She’s also dressed like a woman, which is nice to see, I’ve only ever seen her in her boner killing 90’s grunge chick get up. This is much better. more pictures of Kristen Stewart here

Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Russian Swimsuit Pictures

It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari Makes Sexy Faces

Here’s The Hills nobody Kristin Cavallari giving us one of the worst sex faces I’ve ever seen. Tonsils should not be seen on the red carpet. The only good thing is that she makes up for it with her perky boobs. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend made a face like this once when we were having sex, but that was because I changed lanes without signaling if you know what I mean. My bad.

Doutzen Kroes Flashes Some Sexy Rib Cage?

I always find it a little strange to see Victoria’s Secret models out on the town wearing civilian clothing, they should constantly be making pouty faces while wearing lingerie or bikinis. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s like seeing a rabbi playing basketball, there’s something just a little off about it. Anyhow, here’s Doutzen Kroes at some event the other night wearing a rib cage revealing dress. Who the hell wants to see a woman’s rib cage when there are boobs hidden away? Someone explain this one to me.

Kristin Cavallari Shows Us Her Good Side

Obviously I’m not saying that Krisitin Cavallari is ugly, far from it she’s hotter than a whore’s crotch, I’m just saying that personally I like this angle a lot better. If I could date just this angle I would. This angle doesn’t give condescending looks, this angle doesn’t talk back and this angle doesn’t call you a weirdo when you create an eHarmony account for your dog because you think she’s lonely. And bitchinheat99 has been getting a ton of response thank you very much. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Kristin Cavallari Needs To Spice It Up A Little

I’m starting to get a little bored with this Kristin Cavallari chick, which is not good because she’s hot and our relationship isn’t that old, but she’s always wearing the same thing that it’s losing it’s appeal. Here she is again in a black dress showing off her legs… Snooze. We’ve come to the point in our relationship where we need to spice things up a little, maybe do some role playing or invite one of her friends to join in. Heidi Montag’s boobs are always welcome. Let’s make this happen. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here