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Katy Perry Unfortunate Crotch Shot of the Day

This is the worst way to go into Christmas… Katy Perry, a demon sent from the depths of hell to rape our minds with shitty music we all know the lyrics of thanks to evil BRAIN WASHING…. Out there showing her Crotch being suffocated by her fat thighs, because she’s fat…like she’s some kind of hot bitch who people adorn and want to see her fat gunt getting choked out like a wrestler… I’ll always look at pussy definition…but that doesn’t mean the pussy definition is worth looking at.. This Girl is a Monster…and her tits aren’t even that great. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry Unfortunate Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mariah Carey Wishes You All a Happy Fourth of July of the Day

Nothing says “I love America” like Mariah Carey in an American Bikini…. I guess the only way to express how I actual feel about this..mom in her 40s staying relevant thanks to her team of publicists posting shit like this…that I assume is photoshopped…is this video of a guy getting choked the fuck out by another guy for flirting with his wife, cleary white trash, where I’m the guy getting choked out… Thank’s Mariah…

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Elsewhere In The World: UK Tabloid Photos Showing Celebrity Chef Getting Choked Out By Her Husband Sparks Outrage

UK Tabloid Photos Show Celebrity Chef Getting Choked By Her Husband Popular UK celebrity chef Nigella Lawson found herself in a compromising position recently when she and her husband got into a public altercation at a busy seafood restaurant and it was all caught on camera. via Gawker Reports surfaced over the weekend of a recent public altercation between TV chef Nigella Lawson and her ad mogul/art collector husband Charles Saatchi, and now Scotland Yard is said to be investigating whether there was a violent physical component to the incident. Photos published in the UK’s Sunday People appear to show Saatchi’s hand around Lawson’s neck as the two sit outside Scott’s, a popular seafood restaurant in central London frequented by the couple of nine years. The two had been celebrating Saatchi’s 70th birthday when Saatchi suddenly leaned in and “grasped” Lawson’s neck, according to witnesses who spoke with the paper. “I have no doubt she was scared,” said one bystander. “It was horrific, really. She was very tearful and was constantly dabbing her eyes. Nigella was very, very upset. She had a real look of fear on her face.” During the alleged row, Saatchi reportedly held Lawson’s neck in a threatening manner at least four times, and pinched her nose. Witnesses said they could hear Lawson speak in a “trembling voice,” and saw her attempt to calm Saatchi down by holding his hand and kissing his cheek. The two then left the restaurant separately. Continue reading

Dani King Gold Medal Cyclist Bikini Pics of the Day

Her name is Dani King and if you’re a weirdo who gets off to the Olympics cuz you only have one channel and like masturbating to TV, you’re probably aware of her….. The truth is that athletes are fit and fit is better than fat…cuz fat is disgusing…and fit means she puts in fucking work…has stamina to bounce on my dick for an hour and despite her broad shoulders and narrow hips…her high testosterone from her muscle mass actually leads to serious fucking horniness…and aggression she likes getting fucked out of her….. Sure holding onto her 5% body fat that is rock hard and not quite erotic and soft and lady like like you’re used to may be weird at first….but when you see she doesn’t gas out as easily….even when getting choked…her drive, focus and winning attitude comes in handy…not to mention all that endorsement money….good times… Either way, She’s Gold Medal Winning Cyclist…and she’s in a Bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Russian Swimsuit Pictures

It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere in her Cheerleader Costume of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is a cheerleader on the show that she is on, which is convenient both for the dudes who wanna fuck already living out that fantasy they’ve always had growing up involving a cheerleader who wouldn’t pay attention to them in the back of the class because they liked star wars, as well as for Hayden, because she’s got such strong shoulders and thighs, pretty much made for lifting her friends and throwing them around, and she’s little enough to do backflips while standing, which is all very exciting when thinking about how she performs in the bedroom, if you’re the kind of guy who isn’t scared of getting choked out by powerful thighs when goin down on a bitch.

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Hayden Panettiere in her Cheerleader Costume of the Day