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Justin Bieber Peeing of the Day

I don’t really understand why the Florida police are releasing CCTV footage of Jusin Bieber peeing, it seems a little inappropriate, or almost comedic, like some kind of comedy skit. I mean shouldn’t the Miami police be working on finding random meth vendors, or homeless zombies on bathsalts, or even the next Trayvon, or cuban refugees who swam over. The fact that any resources or time went into putting this out there, would make me question the legitimacy of the police department. It is some tabloid shit, that I can’t imagine generates any income for them, other than remind the world that cops are a bunch of assholes with their own agenda who exploit the everyday man, or the Bieber… I am not saying that because I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee, even though I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee…I am saying this because the fact this is online, reminds me that society as a whole is doomed. All this to say, I bet Miranda Kerr is masturbating to this video…she like little bad boys and their big dick senough to get fired from her job…true story. Which is Okay, since I am masturbating to her stripping for Reebok

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Justin Bieber Peeing of the Day

Exgirlfriend of the Day

The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them… Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday… It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping… Crazy.

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Exgirlfriend of the Day