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Helena Christensen Hot in Triumph Lingerie of the Day

Helena Christensen is one of those models…who could be in an old folks home shitting herself because she’s lost control of her bodily functions…if fact that’s probably the best way to get down with her because she won’t have the senses about her to say no…and you can tell all your friends you fucked Helena Christensen’s elderly diaper wearing ass when the people at the Old Folk’s home thought you were there to read her stories or to take her on walks…or to do whatever it is the other creepy elderly fuckers pretend to volunteer for in efforts to bang grannies…we call these reverse pedos… Now, Helena Christensen isn’t in an old folks home, despite being older…she’s still better than most women…and I am all about these lingerie pics..

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Helena Christensen Hot in Triumph Lingerie of the Day

Selena Gomez Hotness Streak Continues…

Good news: while that teenage girl she used to date is busy adding to his arrest record, looks like Selena Gomez is adding her recent hot streak . She doesn’t look too happy about it for some reason though. In which case, I’ll let her in on the patented Hollywood Tuna secret to happiness: all she needs to do is look down, because I’ve found that a little Selena cleavage peek always manages to cheer me up. Don’t believe me? Just try it for yourself . It’s better than Zoloft. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Selena Gomez Hotness Streak Continues…

Sabine Jemeljanova Busts Out Big Time!

Here’s my new favorite Latvian lingerie model Sabine Jemeljanova (sorry Ginta Lapina , better luck next time) in one seriously amazing office-themed photoshoot for Nuts . And if Sabine ever decides she wants to quit the modeling business and join the working world, I’d be happy to offer her a job in the Hollywood Tuna offices. Because this has got to be one of the most impressive resumes I’ve ever seen. They should teach this in business school.

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Sabine Jemeljanova Busts Out Big Time!

9 Ways Madonna And Miley Are Kind Of The Same Person

These material girls are cut from the same cloth. By Brenna Ehrlich

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The ‘Seinfeld’ Reunion Is Real And It’s Spectacular

Jerry Seinfeld spills some hints on the radio, so MTV News pulls out our predictions. By Craig Flaster

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The ‘Seinfeld’ Reunion Is Real And It’s Spectacular

Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you… I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Ola Jordan’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Ola Jordan barely exists at least not in North America. She’s polish, her name isn’t actually Ola Jordan…that’s just her stripper name…because she is apparently a professional dancer who is a “latin dance specialist”…which I assume is code for “really good at lap dances, so good that she got gigs on shitty UK TV shows…I mean if she wasn’t a stripper by trade, you know the default job of 90 percent of professionally trained dancers, showing your nipples intentionally for attention isn’t a big deal….and here are her nipples for attention. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ola Jordan’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ Sexy W Magazine Cover

I know most of the other blogs are busy talking about Miley Cyrus twerking with Madonna for MTV Unplugged , but because I don’t want to give me and my readers nightmares, I’m going to skip all that and focus on something way better instead: Miley getting naked and straddling a pillow for the cover of the March issue of W Magazine . I’m telling you, you’ll have nothing but sweet dreams after this.

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Miley Cyrus’ Sexy W Magazine Cover

Emily Ratajkowski Is A Lucky Piece

Maybe I’m just bitter because Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t thanked me for helping make her super-famous yet (not even a card!), but as far as I’m concerned, she’s just an overrated product of the Internet. Sure, she’s got an amazing body, but compared to other big-name models, her face is pretty average. She’s basically just a Playboy model who got lucky. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. » view all 21 photos

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Can’t Hold Them? Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Book Vegas Residency

Hip-hop duo will kick off a year of gigs on Saturday with a Ryan Lewis DJ set at Surrender nightclub. By Gil Kaufman

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Can’t Hold Them? Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Book Vegas Residency