Who cares…it’s not the 90s anymore. When teen starlets flash their tits it barely makes a sound. No one fucking cares. But I am compelled to post it anyway…because I am stuck in the 90s…and so are the sweatpants I am wearing…that I bought in the 90s….all soiled and worked in proper…
So much for snuggling with some Smores. Shooting down reports from yesterday that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez went on a luxury camping trip over the weekend, an insider tells E! News that the singers “have not left town together” in months. Moreover, the source goes one step further and proclaims: ” Selena and Justin are not back together.” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: Back Together? The exact opposite kind of chatter sprung up last week after a photo surfaced online of Bieber and Gomez cuddling up and the former saying he loves the way the latter “[looks] at him.” The former couple were also spotted riding Segways around Justin’s neighborhood just a few days before that image went viral. There’s also been talk of Gomez moving in next door to Bieber. So it’s clear these two are on VERY good terms at the moment, it’s merely a question of whether or not they are on very good naked terms. Justin and Selena: Did They Go Camping? We may not know for certain until they stroll down a red carpet arm in arm or come right out and explain their status. In the meantime, though, you can make your voice heard: Should Jelena run it back? Yes, they are meant to be! No, he doesn’t deserve her! No, she doesn’t deserve him! View Poll »
I don’t think anybody really likes mechanics, unless you magically found the only one in the country who doesn’t constantly make up bogus ways to overcharge you. Anyway, get ready to dislike them even more after this post, because here’s Joanna Krupa giving some lucky mechanic bastard one hell of a show. Between the leggings and the pokies, I bet Joanna got her whole car fixed for free. Smart girl. And I’m definitely in the wrong business. Photos: PacificCoastNews