Tag Archives: face-on-tyra

Some Juliette Lewis Crackhead Legs of the Day

I usually spend the time I spend looking at Juliette Lewis on trying to understand her fucked up looking face, which ends up turning into an analysis of how many dude’s she’s fucked, whether she shoots her heroin right into her clit, or if she’s more a speed, meth or crack kind of girl. I then start wondering how she became an actor, she’s not hot, she looks homeless, or even like Darlene from Roseanne, and so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her body…. Sure, I’ve posted HER BIKINI PICTURES before, but with a face like hers, who has time to focus on her legs…I just get swept up in the idea of finding her in an alley, giving her a few bucks, cumming inside her, and moving on like I do with all the crackwhores…> That’s been her fetish niche all these years…. So I guess today is a new day in Juliette Lewis gawking….from crackwhore fetish to lovely leg fetish…and the whole thing is very confusing.

Read more here:
Some Juliette Lewis Crackhead Legs of the Day

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’m sure I’ve already posted these….but I’m posting them again, cuz I think Candice Swanepoel is great, I just don’t think Victoria’s Secret photography is. Sure the girls look great, but step your fucking game up. I’m sure I’ve jerked off to this same set 15 years ago, with a gang of different models. It’s like they just cropped this bitch’s face on Tyra and Heidi Klum and the other pile of bitches who turned Victoria’s Secret into a household catalog, that made them billions while wive’s tried to get good cleavage at a good price via mail order while giving husbands something to aid their secret masturbation in the garage…. There’s so much they could do….to get with the times…even if the hottest pussy still sells product…and never really gets boring…it’s still majorly lacking….step it up.

Original post:
Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day