Tag Archives: from-the-hamper

Maitland Ward in Lingerie of the Day

Maitland Ward put out some cheap Valentine’s Day lingerie pictures because she is a cheap woman who uses cheap tactics to stay relevant enough to feel good about herself…you know having fun with her celebrity that was barely a celebrity from decades ago…and not taking herself too seriously…in what I would argue is a perfectly executed promotional campaign….it’s got lingerie, it’s got the theme on point…oh Valentines, we need content for that, it’s got the has been who was on TV once….and it’s got her monster tits that people fucking love….all good things…plus it has zero production value, or quality, so it’s not polished like an instagram model…it’s raw, it’s grimey, it’s badly shot, it’s bootleg…and for that reason alone…I love it… This is instagram model whoring behavior…with pre-instagram whoring knowledge or execution…and it is wonderful… The post Maitland Ward in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Visit link:
Maitland Ward in Lingerie of the Day

Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day

Emma Watson always creeps me out….because her fans, you people, are fucking so into her, and have been since the first Harry Potter when she was 12 and that’s fucking weird…even if you only jerked off to her the day she turned 18….which we all know you didn’t…and that you’re pervert masturbating self just couldn’t contain yourself….because you liked her so fucking much…and that you kept that to yourself – because you know it’s weird behavior…but now she’s in her 20s…it’s cool…you can take your creepy obsession to the public….it’s like when you jerk off to a blood relative when you’re not an incest participating person from the south…you don’t really want to advertise that you came to your mom’s tits while sniffing her panties you pulled from the hamper…it just sort of happens…and you repress that shit…and eventually…after she dies you may drunkenly tell a friend…only to play it off like a joke…because jerking off to your mom…like jerking off to a 12 year old Emma Watson…is fucked up…. That’s about all I got on this one…. SHE WAS ALSO AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS BECAUSE SHE IS SO COMMITTED TO ELLE…. TO SEE HER AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS – CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Excerpt from:
Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day