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Mr. Skin’s (Non) Nude Movie Report: X-Men: First Class

All right, you know the drill, Skin fans: there’s no actual nudity in the PG-13 mutant reboot X-Men: First Class , unless you count Jennifer Lawrence ‘s boobs covered in blue paint, and we do not. But if you’re a fan of miniskirts, go-go-boots, garter belts, and bras (and who isn’t?), then there’s some Grade A cheesecake in this First Class : Rose Byrne , January Jones , Zoe Kravitz , and the aforementioned Ms. Jennifer Lawrence all get sexy in 60’s styles that’ll make any fan of retro rackage harder than Wolverine’s adamantium claws (sorry, wrong movie)! See sexy stills from X-Men: First Class after the jump!

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Mr. Skin’s (Non) Nude Movie Report: X-Men: First Class

Taylor Momsen’s Upskirt Pictures of the Day

I think these pictures were expected. You see, if you’re a budding popstar in training who hasn’t turned 18 yet, there are standards you need to meet to get noticed, and those standards are being a little fucking slut about the shit, because guys are fucking perverts and seeing underage girls slutty get us excited cuz we’re not allowed to take nude pictures of them, unless we are Perez Hilton, in which case Kiddie Porn laws don’t apply, or in the UK and Canada where you don’t need pictures because you’re already trying to convince them to have anal for the first time, cuz by 17 you already know that pussy’s been visited a few times, because this is a new generation….an generation who thinks wearing Garter Belts like a secretary trying to seduce her boss in the 50’s since at 15…something I’ve never been able to convince my wife to wear…but that’s because she is so fat garters don’t come in her size, so I had to try to improvise with Bungee cord and a tarp and it turns out that lingerie designing isn’t really my strength, but getting excited about lingerie is, and here are the pictures of Taylor Momsen trying to be a rockstar, reminding us that hormones in the food have done some pretty amazing things to this generation. except maybe for getting their periods at 9, because the whole fun in fucking a teen is not being able to get them pregnant….but beggars can’t be choosers…if you know what I mean and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…cuz I’m trying to say young pussy is good when half naked, period or not. Here is Taylor Momsen doing whatever it is she is that she does at the Warped tour showing panty. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Pink’s Bum Shoulder: "Feels Like Angry Invisible Demon Fairies Stabbing Me"

She might be winged, but the party never lets up for Pink.

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Pink’s Bum Shoulder: "Feels Like Angry Invisible Demon Fairies Stabbing Me"

Taylor Momsen Thinks You Should Get a Life

Who needs pants?! Certainly not Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen, who’s been spotted around New York City over the past few weeks wearing crotch-skimming hemlines, garter belts and a…

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