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Here’s Jessica Simpson leaving her dad’s birthday party over the weekend and letting her buddy get a handful of goodness in the process. My father is probably not going to be very impressed to hear me say this, but I want to become a gay hairdresser/best friend of a popstar like Jessica Simpson . I’m aware that’s kind of a strange goal for a straight male to have in his thirties, but if it allows me to grab Jessica’s sweet big boobs once and a while without being tazered until I soil myself, I think it will be worth it. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here