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Ashley Graham Naked, Obese And Very Unhealthy For V Magazine

I know I’m probably going to get hate mail for this, calling me a fat loser who’d be lucky to get within 15 feet of a girl like  Ashley Graham , but I’m sorry… Listen, I’m a professional blogger, I’m supposed to be overweight. But Ashley is a professional model — or at least that’s what they tell me anyway — and there’s no way this is “healthy” or “hot” or whatever else it’s supposed to see. I’ve been more attractive plus-size girls in the chips aisle at Walmart. » view all 12 photos

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter ‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case. Continue reading

Ryan Reynolds-Scarlett Johannson Divorce: Filed

The Ryan Reynolds-Scarlett Johannson divorce just became official. Or at least the paperwork was just filed that WILL make it official before long. Just a few weeks after their separation was announced, Reynolds has begun the process of officially ending his two-year marriage to Johansson. Already separated from Johansson , Reynolds filed for divorce Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court. Scarlett filed her response simultaneously. Both sides cite December 14 as their date of separation, and neither seeks spousal support in what by all accounts is a mutual, amicable split. Sources believe that the couple simply grew apart under the strain of managing two thriving careers, and are breaking up on pleasant terms. They were married in a private ceremony in Canada in 2008. It’s too bad it didn’t work out, but at least there was no real scandal involved.

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Do Not Effin’ Get NEAR Jennifer Aniston!

Looks like Chelsea Handler isn’t the only person Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want near her. An insider on the set of her new movie describes her “ring of buffers.” “It was an unspoken thing that you couldn’t get within 20 feet of Jen. She surrounded herself with a ring of buffers at all times,” says a Wanderlust source. “She traveled with them from her trailer to the set and back.” Is Jen pulling a diva act on us? Aniston’s rep calls this “false,” and says “Jennifer had a blast filming Wanderlust .” What really happened there? Will she ever stop loving Brad Pitt ? Who’s to say.

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Angie’s Awful Truth—Do You Believe It?

In H’wood, it’s nearly impossible to get within 10 feet of—let alone work for—a celebrity without having to sign an ironclad confidentiality agreement. Well, seems the master…

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