I know I’m probably going to get hate mail for this, calling me a fat loser who’d be lucky to get within 15 feet of a girl like Ashley Graham , but I’m sorry… Listen, I’m a professional blogger, I’m supposed to be overweight. But Ashley is a professional model — or at least that’s what they tell me anyway — and there’s no way this is “healthy” or “hot” or whatever else it’s supposed to see. I’ve been more attractive plus-size girls in the chips aisle at Walmart. » view all 12 photos
Her name is Olga Karina Jelinek Yamaguchi….she’s an Argentine personality…who knows how to get it done. You may know her from “H Para Hombres”….or the hit show …Bailando por un Sueño, She’s 34 and I guess figures it is time to throw it in the fucking towel on being subtle now that there’s a timeline and really when you’re from South America, you have a different relationship with your tits than American girls, you sort of just have them, own them, and put them out there as the baby feeders that they are…whereas American girls need to pretend it’s for feminism or some shit… Either way, we all win cuz we all get to see them tits…all tits..feed me tits. The post Karina Jelinek Fun on a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Diane Kruger is almost 40 and she’s pretty fucking hot… She best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson, because Dawson’s Creek makes American Dreams come true… Maybe she is also known for her own stab at hollywood by being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and National Treasure 3 and a bunch of other shit she’s getting paid…whatever else she has done before this a photoshoot… What it comes down to, is she is German..therefore dudes shit on her….and she likes it.. Oh and she’s a Nazi…or from Nazi roots, but with a name like Kruger, maybe she was more from a concentration camp survivor roots…either way…let’s stick to the getting shit on storyline.. The post Diane Kruger in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez doesn’t really post compelling content to her instagram, I guess she likes to play it as safe as possible because she doesn’t want to get criticized or slaughtered by the media.. It’s just a series of her promoting her music, her music videos, or campaigns she pushes for brands like Pantene, or in this case Adidas… But the real Selena, is the secret producer who put together the movie Springbreakers, it was all her working with Harmony Korine, where she wanted to play one of the sluts, but chose to play the good girl and I guess when a girl puts together a movie about drugs, sex and whatever else was portrayed badly in Springbreakers, you know what she does when not whoring her instagram to brands…and when she whores…by the pool at her house..with her new big tits… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Selena GOmez Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is probably not on the cry for attention…I looked her up on instagram and couldn’t find her so I guess she’s not that into fame whoring…and it seems, at least every time I leave my house, that girls just don’t wear bras, like showing their nipples, and like wearing little shorts…and Calvin Kleins….and I guess if I left my house…I’d be able to take it in, in everyday life…but instead I’ll look at pics of weirdo actresses, their weirdo actresses and sisters…and…whatever else this is… The post Elle Fanning See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If Pam Anderson pulls her tit out in public because it’s been all she’s ever been appreciated for, coupled with it being so numb from all the surgeries she has no idea what the fuck that thing is doing, it has a mind of its own, and the fact that she’s old, tired and everyone has already seen it – from Playboy to Sex Tape to…whatever else she’s done…naked…prior to being 100 years old – one of those well preserved from all the semen and modern science sluts – does it make a sound. I couldn’t tell you – all I see is Hepatitis. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is making her a lot of money and proving that she’s the beast player that she’s always been, you know in “I still got it” kind of way…but I always found her hot, I have a thing for the skinny blonde tennis girls who grunt when they hit balls in the most sexual and even violent ways….but I would like her to take some workout tips from these instagram models…who pretend to be fitness girls…It’s like poke your booty out…grab your angles and hashtag #fit #fitspo #fitness #yogapants #booty #shorts #fitlife and whatever else these twats do to get famous, because their fitness pics are better than an actual athletes and that should change…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Yeah, yeah, so I know I said I was going to try to control myself when it came to Nina Agdal , but then I came across this latest set of smoking hot bikini pictures from my current favorite model, and I forgot all about that self-control crap. Not to mention, whatever else I was doing at the time, and what happened to my pants. Luckily one of the Starbucks baristas was able to find them for me though, and the other one reminded me what I was doing: getting kicked out of the store. Totally worth it. » view all 14 photos
Holly Peers is today’s Glamour Model of the day….and she’s doing my new favorite thing….the Page 360 animated GIF…where she does a little spin in pictures….making it all not quite a video, not quite a picture, but 100 percent objectifying herself…saying look at my body…like we were doing some kind of audition and this was the casting couch…where I scope her up and down to make sure there are no flaws…which obviously their are…that’s what makes her a glamour model and not an actual model…but luckily the other reason she’s a glamour model involves showing her tits…instead of working a boring job as a waitress or whatever else her limited skill set would allow…and without topless models…who have actual big old titties like Oprah…
One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…
