Did Chloe Sevigny die? I know what you’re thinking, didn’t this Jenny Bitch die in the 90s of AIDS…we saw KIDS and know how that played out, but as it turns out JENNY must have got up on that Dallas Buyers Club / Philedephia / LOUIS CK / AIDS cocktail….and carried herself into the MILLENNIUM… where she possibly played a tranny at least once…but also had hr tits out at least once…before visiting REACH FALLS in Jamaica for what I assume is DIPLO’s 40th birthday….where she decided to throw herself off the falls to her death…maybe her Facebook algorithm of you in 2009 and you in 2019 brought some hard truths to her soul and she knew…it was time to end it….either way, she documented the suicide on social media and was wearing a bikini…so we should all thank her for that. THANKS! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post RIP to Chloe Sevigny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Caroline Vreeland is still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits… CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland… I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST… Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous… Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays… She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us…. This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times. The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created…. Here is the video JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Latex Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
