Tag Archives: getting-wavy

Victoria Justice is in a Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

Creepy dads everywhere jerk off to Victoria Justice because their lives suck thanks to the whole becoming a dad after college because their wive’s pressured them into it, tricked them into it, and they went along with it, because they felt that they had to…they felt that it was what their suburban asses was supposed to do… She’s the jailbait, puppet, who was used as the wholesome thing, but because of being a wholesome thing, is in fact a naughty thing…and now she’s expanding her acting career…by getting into bras and fucking on camera…exciting to some…still an unknown to most.

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Victoria Justice is in a Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

Lady Gaga’s Standing On Wavy Floors of the Day

If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up… If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of… In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly… This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…

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Lady Gaga’s Standing On Wavy Floors of the Day