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Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom.. Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

Miley Cyrus Singles In her Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream… Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

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Miley Cyrus Singles In her Shorts of the Day