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Tagged grothe, Hollywood, hollywood-star, picture moment, stars, TMZ
My Rita Ora Story is not a very interesting one…but I’ll write it out anyway, because what else am I supposed to do with this fucking bullshit blog I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which happen to be the worst 10 years, of my life… Anyway, I was at some bar drunk as fuck, I don’t even remember when or where it was…and some british twat was right next to me ordering a drink, or next to someone ordering a drink…and I turned to the dude I was with and say “Oh shit, we’re next to Kelly Osborne…she’s better in person, but still a dump truck of a woman”….then we went back to drinking…and forgot we saw Kelly Osborne.. The next day my friend called me up and said “Hey remember when we say Kelly Osborne last night, well it was Rita Ora”…to which I said “the Rihanna impersonator?”…. All this to say, she’s a bootleg artist from the UK, who looks like a better looking Kelly Osborne, but she’s got tits, tits I’ve apparently been in the same room as, but tits that didn’t approach me or ask to me sucked by me, so tits, I don’t actually care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day
I like Luma Grothe, but only because her name sounds like Russell Simmons saying “Gross”….and adult lisps always make me laugh… It’s like dude, you’re a billionaire, you fuck young hot models everyday, you’re a yoga master and can pretty do anything you want, except pronounce the letter S You sound like a fucking 5 year old…get it together… Not that I care about Russell Simmons, but I love adult lisps, and I just think Grothe is Gross in Adult Lisp speak…and Grothe models in lingerie..in GQ Russia, even though she is from Brazil, The world…is a confusing place…but this model is amazing… The post Luma Grothe in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Luma Grothe in Lingerie of the Day
Tagged adult-lisp, confusing-place, creepy-before, grothe, letter, models, Pictures, russia, showed, underwear
Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated – but only because it’s the only one. I would say I am better than this. But I am absolutely not. Sure everything I write is some level of absolute genius to me, but being a failure – maybe genius to me isn’t actual genius. You know like a busker playing his homemade guitar who thinks he would have been Bob Dylan if he had just been in New York, delusions that keep the world going…otherwise we’d all just kill ourselves..but I like to think the real thing that keeps the world going is girls like this Luma Grothe, who are magical and amazing to look at, despite their weirdo immigrant names…because you know if you work towards making billions of dollars…you’ll have an army of these girls on payroll and if that doesn’t motivate you, maybe her hot body will to at least get a semi as foreplay to sex your fat wife is going to make you have because Tuesday is sex night…Luma serving her purpose…
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