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Dana Wright for Some Campaign of the Day

I was happy to see these pictures of Dana Wright on the internet – posing for some hipster looking Purple Magazine published campaign shot by some little asian artist chick – probably on film – as that is what differentiates the instagram photographers – and the instagram photographers with a scanner. Funny enough, Dana Wright is one of the few models I post about who I actually know. I think I’ve hung out with her once or twice..maybe even 3 times. At the time, she was the American Apparel house model – traveling the world posing in their Hipster take on The Gap…and from what I remember, she’s dark, she’s funny, she’s tall, skinny and hot…and she wouldn’t have sex with..they never have sex with me…but I feel like I’ve won…because I just had sex with her.

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Dana Wright for Some Campaign of the Day

Luma Grothe for PULP Magazine of the Day

Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated – but only because it’s the only one. I would say I am better than this. But I am absolutely not. Sure everything I write is some level of absolute genius to me, but being a failure – maybe genius to me isn’t actual genius. You know like a busker playing his homemade guitar who thinks he would have been Bob Dylan if he had just been in New York, delusions that keep the world going…otherwise we’d all just kill ourselves..but I like to think the real thing that keeps the world going is girls like this Luma Grothe, who are magical and amazing to look at, despite their weirdo immigrant names…because you know if you work towards making billions of dollars…you’ll have an army of these girls on payroll and if that doesn’t motivate you, maybe her hot body will to at least get a semi as foreplay to sex your fat wife is going to make you have because Tuesday is sex night…Luma serving her purpose…

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Ariana Grande for the Racist White Dudes of the Day

There is a rumor that Ariana Grande stole some other pop tart’s boyfriend, who I think she was engaged to, named Big Sean, who has leaked penis pics on the internet – and you can cross reference it to really understand that depth and tightness of Ariana Grande’s vagina…. I think it’s safe to say, that rumor is truth because a cute, staged, kiss on a roller coaster ride is always the way these idiots reveal their love. You know, there was no planning that went into timing this properly for the leak…as it helps both of their careers or at least marketing…while his ex, the Glee chick is already re-married and onto low level things… That said, I love seeing white girls with black dudes, because all white girls love black dudes, and have black dude gang bang fantasies, because I guess black dudes just fuck them properly once they make the move to the dark side…and all White dudes find it repulsive… While I’m just about any girl being a dirtbag with whatever she puts up inside her…I am a equal opportunity dick in pussy observer…I know I’m practically the United nations or even Mother Teresa when it comes to amateur sex…and I know girls who fuck black dudes, despite having bigger vaginas, are totally freaks and sometimes your racism should see past to take part in that…

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