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Maitland Ward Vagina Shot of the Day

Maitland Ward has been the slowest moving pornstar to ever fucking happen.. If this woman at 25, or 30, or however old she was when Boy Meets World just bit the bullet and jumped into nude modeling, when she wasn’t old as fuck, you know doing lesbian porn, or just solo videos in the 90s when porn chicks got paid, she could have had a fucking empire… Jenna Jameson, who didn’t have TV fame to launch her career, would do 12 scenes a year, or 12 fucks a year for her site that she sold for 30 million dollars or more… I would argue that a 1996 Maitland Ward could have been just as big, if not bigger, thanks to the TV coverage….when she was still at her hottest…. But like so many girls she thought she was too good for that, but at 45 years old, I guess realizes that tits get hits, theres nothing wrong with being naked and sex work, and here’s her fucking pussy to prove that…in a “if you were going to show your damn pussy eventually, you shoulda done it when it really fucking mattered”…but I guess you’re never too old to do what you’re destined to do…. And with that, here’s her pussy, looking like a Walmart Cashier… Here’s her Boy Meets World erotica that could have launched her to way more than this…. The post Maitland Ward Vagina Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley GREENE on the Beach of the Day

I know at least three people who have met Ashley Greene in various capacities and they all say she’s the fucking worst. I mean I’ve always thought she was overrated Florida trash that just positioned herself properly and got herself into the right shows with the right boyfrineds, making her enough money to no longer be Florida Trash, but to remain trash….so I never really gave a fuck about her, or even thought she was hot…but according to the people I know, she thinks she’s fucking hot, and she’s a bitch about it, to pretty much everyone, and apparently…she was never a virgin when she pretended to be when dating the Jonas Brother…something I was amazed people fell for, when you could see in her eyes that she probably lost her virginity at the trailer park to a relative… All this to say, she’s on the beach grabbing some dudes ass…and not in a bikini…because she looks dumpy and I guess realizes that bikinis aren’t good on your fat days…when you have an image of sexy to bullshit the world with. Not that anyone actually cares.

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