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Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola Leila Lopes Tits of the DAy

Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles…. “Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards… Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…

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Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola Leila Lopes Tits of the DAy

Jon Stewart on McCain’s Anti-Net-Neutrality Bill

John McCain, the most in-touch-with-technology member of our government, has introduced a bill similar to Larry Craig’s No Handjobs for Me, Thanks Act, and it promises to make the Google-tubes as fair as America. Or something

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Jon Stewart on McCain’s Anti-Net-Neutrality Bill