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Shailene Woodley for Elle Magazine of the Day

I wonder if I am the only person who finds this Shailene Woodley very lesbian looking, and thus unattractive, because the only people who are into lesbian looking girls are closet fags and other lesbians…as any straight dude, would probably like his chick to look a little less like KD LANG in the 80s, a lot more like something that won’t fuck them up the ass… Her face isn’t even pretty, she looks like some cross between Peter Pan and a weirdo teenage boy in the Drama club. I am not vibing on this at all, even when she’s pantsless, which is saying a lot because I have jerked off to inanimate objects that looked like a pussy before…meaning there’s something off with this one, or with you, if you’re into this one…. People are talking about her a lot lately, there must be a movie coming out. The post Shailene Woodley for Elle Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Messy Hair on the Plane of the Day

Remember Hayden Panettiere.. I mean she died off before having the kid, with a dude who I think was really the only reason she was worth paying attention to…with his being 7 foot and Russian and her being 4 foot and a Hollywood daughter of a hooker…it just was some vagina circus tricks that made her other midget circus tricks insigificant…I mean how the fuck did that happen… But the thing with Hayden Panettiere, is that she never really falls off, because her fans are the weirdo, comicon type of loyal nerd who are emotionally married to her and for that reason alone she will live on forever…. Her messy hair on the plane, is not all that sexy, but there’s a fetish in there somewhere… The post Hayden Panettiere Messy Hair on the Plane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime Pressly’s Hot Mom Breasts

Normally I might find pictures of a mom playing in the park with her kid a little creepy, I think you go on some sort of government list for this kind of thing, but when the mom looks this hot it’s worth it. Here’s Jaime Pressly enjoying her day off in her mom short shorts and a nice little tank top. She just looks so happy, I think this is one of the best decisions she’s ever made… I’m talking about getting the fake breasts, not having the kid. Do you know what childbirth does to a vagina? Not cool.