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DUI: Pleasure P Popped For Sitting Behind Steering Wheel While Slizzard On 34th Birthday

Source: Allen Berezovsky / Getty Pleasure P Arrested For DUI In Miami On Birthday Pleasure P was having a bit too much fun for his 34th birthday and ending up behind bars according to TMZ . P was in Miami ready to celebrate his born day and took to Instagram to thank his over 325,000 followers for wishing him well. He also noted that: “My birthday started off a little slow which is why I haven’t been posting the devil was trying to work, but I told his ass to go back to hell because I got some celebrating to do.” Just a few hours later Miami police spotted P weaving in and out of traffic in an SUV going over 100 MPH. Once officers pulled him over they say he reeked of alcohol and blew twice the legal limit once back at the station. Cops say that during booking P strangely asked them if he could call Shaq and Flo Rida. Not sure why exactly. Sounds like P will spend his birthday in the bing. Happy 34th, sir.

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DUI: Pleasure P Popped For Sitting Behind Steering Wheel While Slizzard On 34th Birthday

‘The Tsunami Keeps Cresting’: Charlie Sheen Heads to Haiti, Natch

And that’s when Charlie Sheen officially morphed into a sweaty and twitchy edition of The Onion . Speaking with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush, the future radio station said that he plans on heading to Haiti (!) with Sean Penn (!!) to do humanitarian work. “I’m excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting,” said Sheen in the most flagrant example yet of his addiction to mixed metaphors. What else is happening in Sheenworld?

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‘The Tsunami Keeps Cresting’: Charlie Sheen Heads to Haiti, Natch