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I Think Rose McGowan Looks Good of the Day

It seems like the news of the day…or the highlight of the day…or the shit everyone is talking about today…is Rose McGowan’s face…being a little fucked up looking thanks to plastic surgery or botox she’s likely addicted to…that all started after a car accident..but I think she looks lovely…like a delicate flower…that needs to be cared for by me… I’m not saying that because she told me I was an asshole and that I should be nicer before blocking me on facebook…you know tender words that made me feel loved and appreciated… I’m saying that because at 40, she’s still got it going on, and she will forever be the great tits from the 90s I masturbated to…. I also like how she’s DRESSED FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON ….like a present I’d want under my tree…but then again…I’d pretty much want her everywhere I can get her….She’s a serious babe…

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I Think Rose McGowan Looks Good of the Day

Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson posted some pics of Miranda Kerr dressed in some flannel crop top shit to his instagram and being the troll that I am…I wrote something like “My first wife was wearing the same outfit as that the night she was high on meth and shot herself in the face in the backroom at the stripclub”….to which everyone ignored me… Story of my fucking life…but here are some pics of Miranda Kerr looking relatively amazing…at least compared to my dead wife when she was wearing the same outfit….and now like Terry Richardson and Miranda Kerr…you can ignore me.

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Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardson of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off her Tits of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is Hollywood’s new it girl and by it girl, I mean she’s starring in every piece of shit movie your 15 year old girlfriend without a clue will try to make you go to.

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Amanda Seyfried Shows Off her Tits of the Day