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Caroline Wozniack for Esquire of the Day

Caroline Wozniacki is a Tennis Star, but unlike other Tennis Stars like Serena Williams, who I posted two posts ago, she actually looks like a woman, and not a Bruce Jenner in a bikini. I’ve seen Wozniacki play, I am actually a tennis fan, which in and of itself is hilarious since I’m the opposite of high society, and walking into watch a tennis match seems to make people feel uneasy, but then again, it’s usually in the park and the people playing are amateurs not inviting a pervert like me or my suggestions to wear shorter skirts… The reason I like Womne’s tennis, is partially because the white bread sport offers a level of sophistication and class I appreciate, but also because women’s tennis is slower paced so you can follow the ball as they make aggressive grunts, shrieks, cries as they power through with each swing…all while wearing cute skirts that allow for ass flash, sweaty panty flash, and just girls being fit, doing fitness, squeeze their puss as they search for power is generally is erotic… So if you’re gonna jerk off to any sport, make it tennis. That’s the words of wisdom of the day. The post Caroline Wozniack for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pot Meet Kettle: Lindsay Blohan Wants To Know Why Amanda “DUI” Bynes Hasn’t Been Locked Up Yet!

La Blohan wants to see Amanda “The Slizzard Swirler” Bynes in an orange jumpsuit. Pretty hilarious since Bynes previously got upset when compared to Blohan . According to RadarOnline : As actress Amanda Bynes continues to spiral out-of-control, she isn’t getting much love – or sympathy – from Lindsay Lohan, who’s had more than her own fair share of troubles with the law. On Sunday, Lohan tweeted, “Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? +,” and then continued by saying, “These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-night all*” Lohan’s tweets follow word that Bynes, 26, was pulled over and cited for once again driving on a suspended license in Los Angeles on Sunday morning, which ultimately got her car impounded. Days before her car was taken away from her, Bynes was photographed last Tuesday driving illegally on that suspended license and allegedly smoking drugs from a pipe in her car. The actress was charged last week by the Los Angeles City Attorney with two hit and run charges and was arrested on April 6 for a DUI after sideswiping a police car. As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, Bynes friends are worried she’s “not in touch with reality.” “Amanda is refusing to go to rehab or seek any form of psychiatric treatment or diagnosis, because it’s clear something is up with her,” a close pal exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “She has been told by her agent and her dad Rick that she has substance abuse issues and needs to get help. She’s a lost little girl right now.” SMH. She definitely needs help. Kid Cudi got her azz strung out on “that stuff” then left her alone to cope. But really Blohan? Lindsay needs to have a seat with that isht. Acting like she’s seen any real jail time. GTFOHWTBS!

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