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Lindsay Lohan Amazing Tits with Some Nipple for Terry’s Diary of the Day

Long gone are the days she had people do her make-up for her…now she’s like an ex call girl…or showgirl…she’s forced to chain smoke her broken dreams away…waiting for opportunity to knock…unaware of the little pig of a human she is…. It amazes me that she’s 25 years old and not 40….so fucking damaged….but not damaged enough to call up Terry Richardson to take some pics of her hoping to feel like the “artist’s” muse…while he’s hoping to draw more attention to himself – even though he’s already shooting 75 percent of all fashion campaigns….in a a win win that everyone is going to shit on…while there is nothing to shit on…bitch is flaunting her tits…looks amazing and wrecked…and I’m pretty sure she’s showing a bit of nipple…. The only think that would make this better would be if they were self shot and had more labia in it…cuz using top photographers, even though desperate, takes away from the desperation….you know I want her at the point in her life where people like Terry Richardson don’t answer her calls….we’ll get there one day.

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Lindsay Lohan Amazing Tits with Some Nipple for Terry’s Diary of the Day

Stephanie Seymour Vagina Definition Tight Pants of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is the creepy mom who probably gives her gay son blowjobs, or at least did when he was a baby, like all creepy moms do but that people don’t really talk about, because we live in a man hating world….she is also the Yoko Ono who broke up Guns’n Roses…and now she’s in St Baths in spandex, showing cooter, and it isn’t very exciting…but I’m posting it anyway….cuz you see there’s nothing like seeing ex models all old and disgusting when we can just google them and see them at their prime instead…..you know cuz we’re not dudes, we’re catty women who went to school with her hoping to feel better about ourselves…you now how it is…

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Stephanie Seymour Vagina Definition Tight Pants of the Day

Caterpillar Water Skiing

A sport originating in South Carolina involving a trackhoe and a mudhole. Sadly, I clicked on this hoping to see an actual caterpillar water skiing but got this instead

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Caterpillar Water Skiing