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Newborn Baby Rescued from Sewage Pipe of the Day

China, the land of third trimester abortions, are now the leader in fourth trimester abortions, even if fourth trimesters don’t exist and are just you killing your baby after it is born because it is either inconvenient and gets in the way of your factory job, or worse, is not a boy…..middle America high school proms are pretty upset about being overthrown. This is a miracle video of the baby being rescued alive shortly after being born and flushed by its mother, thanks to neighbors complaining about crying. Next fucking level insane….

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The Hitler Tea Kettle is the LOLZ of the Day

So JCPenney has a billboard promoting a tea kettle, which in and of itself, is the weirdest thing to buy a billboard for, I mean it’s probably a 40 dollar item and that billboard is probably part of a 100,000 dollar campaign….but even weirder it looks like Hitler. It has the hair, the moustache and is doing a Zieg Heil…. Maybe it was a coincidence, but I doubt it, they are either trying to brainwash us based on Hilter’s brain washing, that in the event you didn’t know, was pretty effective in making a country do insane shit he told them to do….or they are trying to be funny, to go viral and remind people JCPenney still exists. Either way, it is the LOLZ of the Day

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Beyonce Fan Slaps Her Ass of the Day

So Beyonce doesn’t like when her front row fans slap her ass. In fact she threatens to have them escorted out. Which is probably what he was going for, after sitting through a Beyonce concert. All those tight clothes on something that shouldn’t be in tight clothes. I am thinking he was actually hoping slapping her ass would cause a ripple effect that would end up getting the venue shut down, evacuated for fear shit would spill out of her spandex she’s squeezed so tight in, and drown at least a dozen people when it gets unleashed….I mean getting kicked out is more of a thank you than a punishment, the punishment is the whole moment of contact with such an evil force….I am surprised she didn’t appreciate the male attention, you know since her husband is out there banging out hits with Rihanna…..I mean usually when old hag wives get dolled up…the ass slap is the objective of the night, but I guess Beyonce’s just more into stealing your fucking money

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