Shakira was on America’s Got Talent a few days ago, because apparently you don’t need to be American to be the guest on the show, and she did her stupid dance every motherfucker is masturbating to, despite how fucking awkward lookin’ the shit is. The only reason I am posting this is because I just got on the computer and I am trying to buy time, it’s not because I think she’s got talent…
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Shakira Dances on America’s Got Talent of the Day
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If you’re interested in learning more about Amber Rose, Kanye’s pretend girlfriend, you know the one who is on his payroll to be his shopping buddy, because now he has an excuse to justify why he is buying women’s clothes, while buying some time with the public about his sexuality. That’s not to say that Kanye’s a full homo, maybe the only man he loves and has sex with is himself, but not fucking girls and only getting off when staring at your dick in the mirror and is the gateway to bathouses, AIDS and living on the Down Low….
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Amber Rose for Complex of the Day
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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian running, or jogging and I’m pretty sure that this isn’t her working out and that shit isn’t for a long distance or long period of time, because based on her body it’s pretty safe to say that it is probably her running from her car to the ice cream shop around closing time so she can feed her fix. One of the biggest jokes about this bitch is that she had a work-out DVD, that guys everywhere thought she was fit and jerked off to her obesity. The other biggest joke about this bitch is that she has a career in entertainment
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Kim Kardashian Takin’ Her Fat Ass on a Jog of the Day
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There was a time I used to jerk off to Scary Spice’s hard nipples in her music videos, but realize that was a time when I didn’t have the internet and had exhausted the softcore porn VHS tape I stole from some music store, but I did have stolen cable. that time is long fuckin’ gone, because it turns out the name she gave herself was a self fulfilling prophecy, kinda like Patrick Swayze taking the role in Ghost, cuz bitch looks like a fuckin’ monster….a monster with really perky tits. Bauer
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Scary Spice Making Scary Faces of the Day
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It is a Jewish Holiday. That means that my one Jewish reader who still comes back to the site after years of Nazi jokes and Jewish jokes because he hates his overbearing mother, or father who was too busy working to give him hugs or play Monopoly with him as a kid, won’t be comin’ thru today, so I’d like to post a picture of pretty much the only hot Jewish girls in the entertainment industry, I mean other than Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg, in his and his people’s honor. So here’s cokeslut model Bar Refaeli in New York doing pretty much nothing interesting….
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Bar Refaeli Tits for the Jew Holiday of the Day
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