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Jessica Wright Seems Very Talented

I’m not sure who this Jessica Wright chick is, I can’t be bothered to look this one up either, so I’m just going to throw her into the busty British babe category if it’s all the same to you guys. She seems to fit the profile, she’s got a decent looking face which she covers up with a tone of bronzer and makeup, she’s got two very special talents parked nicely on her chest and nobody in North America has the slightest clue who she is. I’d be willing to get to know her over a box of wine. Call me.

Eau de Cheap Ho’ By Amy Childs

This site seems to be filled with all kinds of busty British babes today for some reason, I guess I was just in the mood for big breasted orange chicks with a hell of a lot of makeup. Here’s the always impressive Amy Childs hawking her new perfume that I can only imagine smells a lot like bronzer, cheap wine and broken dreams. What do I know? I’m not here to promote perfume, I’m here to bring you big tanned breasts to stare at. You’re welcome.