Rita Ora is stepping up her game and pulling her best Rihanna by teasing us with a topless flash. However, for her to really steal Rihanna’s thunder she needs to do that uncovered. I know social media platforms don’t allow it, but my inbox does. I’ll be waiting for it!
When I say that Tanya Mityushina here is one of the hottest women on the planet, I’m pretty sure most of you guys must just think I’m exaggerating. Because I want to try to score a date with her (or at least some selfies sent straight to my inbox). But part of this job means I spend 50% percent of my days either looking at or writing about hotties (I spend the other 50% sleeping, of course), and in my professional opinion, Tanya is definitely in the top 1%. Maybe even the top 0.5%. And if you still don’t believe me, I think this latest lingerie shoot makes for some pretty convincing proof. Enjoy.
When I say that Tanya Mityushina here is one of the hottest women on the planet, I’m pretty sure most of you guys must just think I’m exaggerating. Because I want to try to score a date with her (or at least some selfies sent straight to my inbox). But part of this job means I spend 50% percent of my days either looking at or writing about hotties (I spend the other 50% sleeping, of course), and in my professional opinion, Tanya is definitely in the top 1%. Maybe even the top 0.5%. And if you still don’t believe me, I think this latest lingerie shoot makes for some pretty convincing proof. Enjoy.
I guess Julianne Hough must be trying to stage a hotness comeback or something, because first she showed up at the People’s Choice Awards the other day , and now her and her cute little cleavage on the cover of Cosmopolitan . But if Julianne really wanted to get her name back out there, she didn’t have to go to all this trouble. She could’ve just sent me a few dirty selfies or leaked a sex tape and she would’ve instantly been front page news again. But the good news is it’s never too late. So you guys enjoy these while I go wait by my inbox just in case. Continue reading →
I can’t tell you what Nina Agdal is doing at Cannes (besides potentially catching something from Paris Hilton ), but I can tell you that these red carpet pictures aren’t nearly as hot as her last photoshoot. But I guess once you’ve seen Nina go au natural , nothing less will do. Call me spoiled if you want, but I just have high standards. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke. Photos: WENN.com
Now that Emily Ratajkowski is an A-list model thanks to me and the Tuna Bump (you’re welcome, by the way), she gets invited to all kinds of fancy events, like the 67th annual Parson Fashion Benefit in New York. And you’d think she’d take me to one of them one of these days as a thank-you or something. Then again, I’d also take lingerie selfies sent to my inbox or 30 seconds of motorboating her perfect cleavage. Honestly, I’m not really that picky. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s my hands-down current favorite Norwegian hottie Kamilla Alnes , although to be fair, I don’t think she’s got a ton of competition for that title right now. But even if she did, with bikini pictures this hot, Kamilla would still be my #1. That said, if she wants to ensure she keeps that title the rest of the year, I wouldn’t say no to a couple more personalized pictures sent to my inbox… Or she could just accept that Twitter marriage proposal I sent her last time. Either works.
Attention all you wannabe celebrities out there, you’re going to want to take note: because here’s my favorite busty brunette Helen Flanagan to show you how to take a proper selfie. Now that said, as good as Helen’s looking here, there is still a little room for improvement. Her technique isn’t 100% perfect. After all, she forgot to ditch the lingerie and send these directly to my inbox, but even so, I think we should all be studying these very closely. Enjoy.
It’s been a while since I first introduced you guys to this hippie hottie, but it looks like the Tuna Bump worked out pretty well for Amber Arbucci , because here she is back with a new super-hot bikini shoot. Which means it worked out pretty damn well for the rest of us too. So you’re welcome, and I guess I should be expecting my thank you lingerie selfies from Amber in my inbox any day now. Can’t wait. » view all 12 photos
I guess Bar Refaeli didn’t appreciate my earlier post , because here she is busting out some nice sideboob for this bikini spread in Elle Spain . And it’s not bad at all. But she’ll still have to do better than this to beat out Bar Paly for the title of my favorite Bar. I’m thinking sending some personalized lingerie pictures to my inbox would be a good place to start. Just a suggestion. » view all 13 photos