Lindsay Lohan is hanging onto her relevance as hard as she can. She hasn’t been in a movie, and she is an Actor, for at least 3 years. She hasn’t released a music album in at least 6 years, which is a good thing, cuz her shit was on some Rebecca Black level of talent, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she hasn’t transitioned from one field to another like J.LO….she’s just sorted fallen to shit…..with addiction, and legal issues and lesbianism…it’s boring. The word on the street last night was that she was going to be doing Playboy for 1,000,000 dollars, which is ridiculous, considering we have all seen her naked at least once , but more importantly, because she was a few months away from doing something more hardcore for substantially less money, I’m talking porn at 1000 dollars a scene like she was Dana Plato….but Playboy had to come around and offer her stupid money cuz she has great tits, and I just hope she does something innovative, like show off some red bush, or crusty herpes scab, or has Sam Ronson’s dick 8 inches inside her….cuz a doctored erotica on a bitch you’ve seen naked fucking sucks…. I wish I was her new manager. We’d make magic…. To See A Lot of the Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics – Att Least as Many as Virgin Mary Could Find…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Lindsay Lohan’s Gonna Do Playboy for One Million Dollars But We’ve Already Seen Her Naked of the Day
