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Madison Murray Erotica of the Day

Florida model and internet celebrity or more importantly internet crush who I write dirty things to and who ignores me even after I hitched a ride to Florida to stalk her…because I guess she doesn’t grasp love and passion or maybe she’s just not into masked obese men who don’t shower but who rock soiled sweat pants harder than a homeless man… Madison Murray had these amazing pics taken of her shot by The Head Huntr or as I like to call him…the enemy who gets my girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend half naked….but I’m glad he does because she doesn’t answer my calls…or screams outside her apartment…but she should…love can only be ignored so long before it gets confused for being creepy…

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Madison Murray Erotica of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Hot Pink Sexiness

My internet crush on Victoria Justice just seems to be growing and growing with every set of pictures I get of her. Here she is at the stupid Footloose remake premiere last night looking absolutely incredible in her sexy dress. Well, the top half of the dress is sexy, the bottom is kind of lame. Not that I really care, this beauty would probably look pretty good in a garbage bag… Obviously a tight, low cut garbage bag that shows off her booty. And not one of those tacky green ones either, the black ones, it will go better with her skin tone. more pictures of Victoria Justice here