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Sofia Vergara’s Titties on Vacation of the Day

I wonder where Sofia Vergara would be without her tits…..probably a nothing…not that I actually wonder where Sofia Vergara would be without her tits…I’m really not that interested in Sofia Vergara even with her tits…She’s old and hispanic and fine I guess…but I prefer my hispanic pussy to be a little more in their 20s, not a single mother and not from the gutter and after 20 years of struggle and dick sucking finally famous, rich and Emmy winning, cuz that’s the kind of Hispanic I can only assume comes with some real high maintenance, cunt behavior who feels deserving of the winning lottery ticket that is her life, when I like my third world titties, even if not as fully, to be more appreciative of the soiled mattress she’s gotta sleep on after sucking my dick for rent money….you know the kind of bitch you can show drug cartel beheading videos to and grasps that if she doesn’t perform she’s heading back…not this high end luxury version who is so disconnected from that world since going Hollywood, but then again, she’s sure got some fat tits…..

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Isla Hot in Lingerie for Dress to Kill Magazine of the Day

Isla is some hot model from Montreal who should be hanging out on my dick everyday, especially now that I just made her famous….but in reality, she’ll just think that the Dress to Kill Magazine is what actually made her famous, even though no one has ever heard about that shit, while DrunkenStepfather is a fucking household name, except maybe to hot lingerie models from my home town who I have never met, but who should be hanging out on my dick, because I bring them international exposure to perverts everywhere…. It’s actually a fucking problem….I hang out with toothless whores who don’t know what day it is…and sometimes I risk getting gangrene on my dick because of it…while there are hundreds of local bitches who I would actually want to fuck but don’t know about…who should be sucking up to me but who don’t….who would make all activities substantially more fun if they were wearing their bikinis while we do them…. What I am saying is I need a hot model entourage. It’s fucking time.

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Isla Hot in Lingerie for Dress to Kill Magazine of the Day

Isla Hot in Lingerie for Dress to Kill Magazine of the Day

Isla is some hot model from Montreal who should be hanging out on my dick everyday, especially now that I just made her famous….but in reality, she’ll just think that the Dress to Kill Magazine is what actually made her famous, even though no one has ever heard about that shit, while DrunkenStepfather is a fucking household name, except maybe to hot lingerie models from my home town who I have never met, but who should be hanging out on my dick, because I bring them international exposure to perverts everywhere…. It’s actually a fucking problem….I hang out with toothless whores who don’t know what day it is…and sometimes I risk getting gangrene on my dick because of it…while there are hundreds of local bitches who I would actually want to fuck but don’t know about…who should be sucking up to me but who don’t….who would make all activities substantially more fun if they were wearing their bikinis while we do them…. What I am saying is I need a hot model entourage. It’s fucking time.

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