Crazy Driver Tries To Ram Motorcycle Rich Woman at the Male Strip Club Lynching of the Day Wall of China Of the Day Neck Kick Knock Out Police Shooting from Body Cam of the Day Police Chase in Detroit Cop at Walmart The post Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Isla is some hot model from Montreal who should be hanging out on my dick everyday, especially now that I just made her famous….but in reality, she’ll just think that the Dress to Kill Magazine is what actually made her famous, even though no one has ever heard about that shit, while DrunkenStepfather is a fucking household name, except maybe to hot lingerie models from my home town who I have never met, but who should be hanging out on my dick, because I bring them international exposure to perverts everywhere…. It’s actually a fucking problem….I hang out with toothless whores who don’t know what day it is…and sometimes I risk getting gangrene on my dick because of it…while there are hundreds of local bitches who I would actually want to fuck but don’t know about…who should be sucking up to me but who don’t….who would make all activities substantially more fun if they were wearing their bikinis while we do them…. What I am saying is I need a hot model entourage. It’s fucking time.
I always thought Blake Lively looked like a 40 year old. I always thought her wrinkled face and average at best body had seen better days….that she had peaked before being famous….but now I know for sure…and all it took was a one piece bathing suit she wore to hide her sloppy stomach…but that should have been a wet suit to hide her fucking thighs…because she’s a cellulite ridden monster…who needs to look at her bank account and remember she didn’t get that from being the fat chick…and take some of that out to hire a trainer and a personal chef…cuz it’s not too late for her, she can turn this around, but then again, it can go both ways…and she may be on a one way trip to dumpy as fuck… These pics disgust me. I am going to pretend I never saw them…even though I can’t unsee them. Slob. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day
I always thought Blake Lively looked like a 40 year old. I always thought her wrinkled face and average at best body had seen better days….that she had peaked before being famous….but now I know for sure…and all it took was a one piece bathing suit she wore to hide her sloppy stomach…but that should have been a wet suit to hide her fucking thighs…because she’s a cellulite ridden monster…who needs to look at her bank account and remember she didn’t get that from being the fat chick…and take some of that out to hire a trainer and a personal chef…cuz it’s not too late for her, she can turn this around, but then again, it can go both ways…and she may be on a one way trip to dumpy as fuck… These pics disgust me. I am going to pretend I never saw them…even though I can’t unsee them. Slob. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day