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Sara Sampaio Naked by Mariano Vivanco of the Day

Sara Sampaio naked..in pictures because that is what models do…they get naked…in pictures…for photographers…and more importantly…no real reason…like they were in Playboy in the 70s…only everywhere…because everything is Playboy… It’s like “Get naked in the water”…if we filter it to look like some shit toile water color after a hangover….it won’t look gratuitous or an attempt to use her tits to get her noticed…I mean she’s already in Victoria’s Secret, so maybe this is just how they keep the brand alive – ensure the girls are active.. That said, she’s from Portugal, despite no one for Portugal having even heard of her, but the interesting thing about her is that she defends skinny girl rights and I like that… It’s like these fat chicks don’t just eat everything in site, but they also eat up skinny girls and not just all their food, they hate them and insult them when bitch is like “I’m just not a fat person, fuck off”….not everyone needs to be a fucking fat person in this world…in fact medicine says being the fat girl is unhealthy and the skinny girl may not survive famine as well…but will live longer under current living conditions… The post Sara Sampaio Naked by Mariano Vivanco of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blake Lively’s Cellulite in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I always thought Blake Lively looked like a 40 year old. I always thought her wrinkled face and average at best body had seen better days….that she had peaked before being famous….but now I know for sure…and all it took was a one piece bathing suit she wore to hide her sloppy stomach…but that should have been a wet suit to hide her fucking thighs…because she’s a cellulite ridden monster…who needs to look at her bank account and remember she didn’t get that from being the fat chick…and take some of that out to hire a trainer and a personal chef…cuz it’s not too late for her, she can turn this around, but then again, it can go both ways…and she may be on a one way trip to dumpy as fuck… These pics disgust me. I am going to pretend I never saw them…even though I can’t unsee them. Slob. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day

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Blake Lively’s Cellulite in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I always thought Blake Lively looked like a 40 year old. I always thought her wrinkled face and average at best body had seen better days….that she had peaked before being famous….but now I know for sure…and all it took was a one piece bathing suit she wore to hide her sloppy stomach…but that should have been a wet suit to hide her fucking thighs…because she’s a cellulite ridden monster…who needs to look at her bank account and remember she didn’t get that from being the fat chick…and take some of that out to hire a trainer and a personal chef…cuz it’s not too late for her, she can turn this around, but then again, it can go both ways…and she may be on a one way trip to dumpy as fuck… These pics disgust me. I am going to pretend I never saw them…even though I can’t unsee them. Slob. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day

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Kate Upton Zebra Pants for Twitter of the Day

I get a lot of hate because I call Kate Upton out for being the fat chick I know she is going to become… You see, every single 18 or 19 year old I knew with huge tits that, you know that were huge for no reason, it was some hormonal shit, maybe some fluke shit, out no matter what, it always ended up obese…whether kids fucked them up, bad eating habits, laziness or a slow metabolism…they all ended up huge ….. So I know….kate upton pulls shit like this….. But I also know that her gut and ass looked like this at her modeling agency… One day a month of starving yourself and eating laxatives won’t be enough to be a bikini model…and unfortunately that day is coming sooner than later… But enjoy her when you can…Here she is in zebra pants that are probably latex and great to cum all over and watch the cum drip off…at least that’s what my latex loving friend who used to make girls he brought home wear some 1000 dollar latex suit…in order to cum…and I was always amazed they agreed to that shit…you know with yeast infections/stds but then again when I think that they were going home with him…it all kinda makes sense…

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Woman Eating Husbands Dead Ashes is Hysterical of the Day

I saw this episode of My Strange Addiction last week and I keep talking about it with everyone I run into….unfortunately, none of the riff raff and goons I hang out with watch TLC….and if they do it is for Toddlers and Tiaras and that’s just fucking perverted and when that gets brought up I change the subject cuz any grown man who admits to watching that shit, is jerking off to that shit… That said, this chick lost her husband to an asthma attack, she clearly wasn’t expecting to ever be married and after tricking a motherfucker into it, only to have him die, making her realize she was destined to die alone, clearly fucked with her head hard and made her carry his ashes around like a kid carries a pillow…like a security blanket but being the fat bitch she is…she decided to start eating him cuz I guess she was hungry and figured it was the only way to have him inside her making the whole thing all the weirder…. This damaged mental case is highly entertaining. God knows why she went on TV but I’m glad she did….

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