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Claire Danes Jogs of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are times when I look at girls jogging, usually in the summer, wearing their skimpy shorts, where I think to myself, if I was more of a pervert I would either film this…and if I was more of a sexual predator, I would throw this in my van and make love to it in my cabin in the woods for the next 14 years, until releasing her back to society- confused….you know because the girls are just that hot.. It’s like I can spend hours in the park…watching babes lap me…and be never the happier… This is not one of those moments… I think Claire Danes, should stick to working out at her home gym…until really getting to a place where the world wants to see her big reveal…it may take years…it may be too late for her…but in her defence…she’s never been hot…she has been skinny…those days may be done…at least that’s what her ass is telling me To See Click Here

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Isla Hot in Lingerie for Dress to Kill Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isla is some hot model from Montreal who should be hanging out on my dick everyday, especially now that I just made her famous….but in reality, she’ll just think that the Dress to Kill Magazine is what actually made her famous, even though no one has ever heard about that shit, while DrunkenStepfather is a fucking household name, except maybe to hot lingerie models from my home town who I have never met, but who should be hanging out on my dick, because I bring them international exposure to perverts everywhere…. It’s actually a fucking problem….I hang out with toothless whores who don’t know what day it is…and sometimes I risk getting gangrene on my dick because of it…while there are hundreds of local bitches who I would actually want to fuck but don’t know about…who should be sucking up to me but who don’t….who would make all activities substantially more fun if they were wearing their bikinis while we do them…. What I am saying is I need a hot model entourage. It’s fucking time.

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Abercrombie Stock Price Tanks, Situation Laughs

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Abercrombie & Fitch’s timing, not unlike its earnings outlook, is less than stellar. Just hours after their offer to Jersey Shore ‘s The Situation – to pay him a “substantial amount” in exchange for him NOT wearing their apparel – the latest figures for the preppy retail chain were released. Short story? They sucked. “Looks like Abercrombie got themselves into a Situation!” you-know-who tweeted. Sitch, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino, went on to add: “Thanks #SituationNation for having my back and you are the best fans in the world! I love you guys!” An article detailing the steady decline of A&F stock coincidentally came out right after new wake of their non-endorsement offer to Sitch had leaked. There was no mention of any correlation to the Jersey Shore cast’s love for the brand, but company’s stock took a dive of nine percent regardless. Despite their offer, clearly a diss of Mike and an opportunistic PR ploy, the retailer is still offering its bestselling “The Fitchuation” t-shirts online. Not that MTV is bitter in the least. “It’s a clever PR stunt,” the network said. “We’d love to work with them on other ways they can leverage Jersey Shore to reach the largest youth audience on TV.” MTV 1, A&F 0.

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