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Selena Gomez Songs Leak: "Do It" & "My Dilemma 2.0" Are Totes About Justin Bieber

Two new Selena Gomez singles have leaked online this week, and triggered the obligatory speculation that they’re about that douche lord Justin Bieber. It’s not totally far-fetched in this case, though. The first song, “Do It,” is basically all about sex. From which she may be drawing on her personal experience. BECAUSE SHE’S MADE SEX WITH JUSTIN BIEBER. Selena Gomez – Do It The lyrics to this soon-to-be iconic pop anthem include, “If I had a choice, if I had my way / Boy you know we’d do it every single day, if I had a wish and if I had my way …” “Boy you know we’d do it every single day.” Justin must have mad skills in the sack. Furthermore, the sultry singer croons about this (not) mysterious lover of hers, “Damn I wish I didn’t feel so hypnotized, when I look at you baby its justified.” Is it hot in here or is it just us?! Meanwhile, the other leaked track, “Dilemma 2.0,” is perhaps even more Bieber-centric, as it’s about loving someone even though you know it’s bad for you. The story of her life, basically. Selena Gomez – My Dilemma 2.0 (For You) “You make me so upset sometimes / I feel like I could lose my mind, the conversation goes nowhere, ’cause you’re never going to take me there,” she sings. “I heard the rumors, but you won’t come clean / I guess I’m hoping it’s because of me, and I know what I know, and I know you’re no good for me.” “I know it’s not meant to be.” If you want read into this, you don’t have to try all that hard, considering the rumors of Bieber cheating with Kendall Jenner and/or various hot models. Also, the fact that they are basically toxic when they’re dating but never stop getting back together because Justin is depressed and lonely without Selena . In conclusion, sometimes, the best solution to “Dilemma 2.0” is just to “Do It” over and over again until you forget about why you sort of hate the person. Are we right? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video.

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Selena Gomez Songs Leak: "Do It" & "My Dilemma 2.0" Are Totes About Justin Bieber

Ferret Attempts to Jumps from Table to Ironing Board, Fails Miserably

Earlier this week, we posted a video of a cat trying to jump from the roof of one vehicle through the (closed) window of another vehicle. Needless to say, it did not go well for the feline . But at least that animal actually made it to his destination. The following footage features a ferret (who is wearing a glow-in-the-dark piece of jewelry and apparently hanging out at a home rave) who really wants to leap from the table to the ironing board. He readies himself. He bends his legs a few times. And then he doesn’t come anywhere close to accomplish his goal. Ferret Jump FAIL! SPLAT! Don’t worry, though: we’ve learned the ferret escaped this mishap unharmed. So it’s okay to laugh – and also to wonder: Is this now the worst animal jump on record? Or does the cat who crashed down his car and into the garage still hold that title? At least both animals can take comfort in the fact that they aren’t alone. Plenty of pets often fail at life, as documented here: 24 Times Dogs Have Hilariously Failed at Life 1. Here I come, couch! Did someone move these pieces of furniture farther apart when I was asleep?!?

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