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Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest. The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that…. Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks. I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me. That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’ Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks. This is like prom or some shit…. Irina Shyk Chrissy Teigan Esti Ginzburg Jessica Gomes Damaris Lewis Hilary Rhodes Kenza Fourati Isabel Goulart Shannon Click Cintia Dicker Bruna Schmitz Brooklyn Decker Julie Henderson Alyssa Miller Kate Upton Genevieve Morton Jessica White Anne V

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