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Debora Omassi for Emanuele Ferrari of the Day

Debora Omassi is some model you’ve probably never heard of, who may not even be an actual model, but who is being hot and amazing in this photoshoot, that from my extensive research, was shot in May for some Magazine and no one cared until today, when someone realized, shit there’s a half naked girl sucking a banana, always an inappropriate thing to do, especially when you work as a school teacher and it’s lunch break…or more interestingly, riding some stuffed animal in cotton panties.. I mean, when pics like this exist, it is hard to play them off as fashion, when clearly – they are speaking directly to my inner creepy fetish…and I’m glad we discovered this fetish today, together…thank you Emanuele Ferrari…and your amazing pics…

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Alec Baldwin Unloads on ANOTHER Photographer!

Alec Baldwin got into a heated confrontation with another photographer this morning, berating him, grabbing his arm and ordering him to take a hike. It’s unclear what sparked the showdown, but ever since Alec Baldwin’s attack on a photographer two weeks ago, they’ve been hounding him even more. Marcus Santos , the alleged victim of the first incident, wants to see him prosecuted. No charges have been filed, but today’s war of words won’t help Alec. Less than an hour ago, Alec approached a photographer who was hanging out in front of his New York apartment building and lashed out at the guy. “I want you to shut the f**k up … leave my neighbor alone … get outta here,” the clearly pissed 30 Rock star said to the incredulous paparazzo. Alec, who grabbed the guy’s arm briefly, soon backed off, but not before getting right in his grill and saying in menacing tone, “You little girl!” Baldwin then walked back into his building, clutching a large pink stuffed animal for some reason. TMZ has the full video of the confrontation . The NYPD is still investigating the first incident. We feel for Baldwin, but maybe he should dial down the rage and use some pithy Jack Donaghy quotes instead.

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Alec Baldwin Unloads on ANOTHER Photographer!

Emmy Rossum Sings for Her Supper on Conan [VIDEO]

Shameless star Emmy Rossum appeared on Conan last night to promote the Showtime comedy’s second season, and she seemed to make quite a SKINpression on the host, who lost his train of thought twice while chatting with the brunette stunner. And why not? The comely and candid Emmy revealed she had a dirty dream about Prince Harry the night before ( “I woke up pumping my stuffed animal, ” she joked), talked about one of Shameless ‘ more, well, shameless moments involving a 93-year-old extra and some baby laxative, and shared her tale of mother-daughter lingerie woe: “Every time I leave the house wearing a dress or a skirt, she asks me, ‘are you wearing panties?’ and I’ll say, ‘yes mom,’ and she’ll say ‘big ones’? and I say ‘yes mom, big ones’ and she’s like, ‘you know, you can wear two pair’…she’s so concerned, she’s like ‘the paparazzi, you know they love those up the skirt shots…” Guess mother doesn’t always know best… See Emmy singing opera for a hot dog after the jump!

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Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest. The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that…. Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest. The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that…. Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks. I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me. That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks. I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me. That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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New Toy Story 3 Star Suddenly Big in Japan

Kids, you’re never too young to learn what a “viral ad campaign” is! (Hint: It’s something that Susie got because her hippie parents never wash her hair, and now Class Picture Day has been canceled.) Hot on the heels of Pixar’s retro-cool ad for a Toy Story 3 stuffed animal that never existed until now, a tipster tells us that Pixar has also posted a Japanese version of that sideways-universe marketing campaign. It’s no Mr. Sparkle , but it’ll do:

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Rihanna Lands Down Under

Pop star Rihanna has landed in Australia . The “Russian Roulette” arrived at the airport in Sydney with a bouquet of flowers and a stuffed animal after a long flight from Seoul, Korea.

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