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Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest. The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that…. Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks. I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me. That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks. I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me. That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

Anthony Bourdain Burning 6 Tons of Cocaine of the Day

I stole this from someone’s facebook page, partially because I like Anthony Bourdain, I think he’s kinda funny and ex-drunk drug addicts who make it as author’s of books and hosts of shows who don’t hide the fact that they were drunk drug addicts is an inspiration to all of us addicts….and here he is buring 6 tons of cocaine…that’s a lot of fucking cocaine all while mocking Lindsay Lohan……good times…

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Anthony Bourdain Burning 6 Tons of Cocaine of the Day

Amy Winehouse and Her Hot Tits of the Day

The only thing gross about Amy WInehouse is pretty everything except her tits, unless you like fucking people on the verge of death and the only thing gross about her tits are the smell and luckily you don’t have to smell them when lookin’ at pictures of them, so unlike the people around her, who are too busy holding back throwing up all over the fucking place, to appreciate them and their freakish resiliant nature and survival skills because the drug addicts, malnourished whores I’ve met and fucked along the way who are at rock bottom and usually lose their tits first when wasting the fuck away, but for some reason Amy Winehouse’s tits remained on constant in her insanity, so let’s celebrate these pictures of Amy Winehouse in a bra busting out of her shirt by collectively masturbating. Don’t worry, I hear its not gay to masturbate together if we’re not in the same room

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Amy Winehouse and Her Hot Tits of the Day