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Now I fully understand why Maria Menounos and I never hooked up. Here she is as the Grand Marshal for the 2013 LA Pride Festival . I guess that makes her the biggest lesbo in California! I only wish she would have told me sooner because I spent the last 7 years wasting my time trying to seduce her with this stupid blog. OK, maybe Maria is not into chicks, but I’ll pretend that she is because it makes my lesbian fantasies so much better. On another note, you’ll see that in these photos Maria almost had her knickers exposed. Unfortunately, the wind wasn’t strong enough.