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Megan Fox Does The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I know the nerds are pissed that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is going to ruin their childhoods or something, but for the rest of us, it’s just another great excuse to see Megan Fox show up to a bunch of red carpets looking smoking hot (as usual). Speaking of ruining childhoods though, I think it’s about time this sexy MILF finally ditched that 90210 loser husband of hers and ran off with yours truly. What, was that too mean? OK, fine. I guess I’d be okay with a secret affair instead. Call me! » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

WTF Happened To Keeley Hazell?

I love Keeley Hazell as much as the next red-blooded guy, but I’ve gotta admit she was looking pretty rough at FHM ‘s hottie awards show the other night, and kinda strung out. Clearly her publicist forgot to remind Keeley that she was heading to the Sexiest Women Awards, not the Most Hungover Women Awards. Those are usually held at my place on Saturday mornings. And Keeley’s never once accepted my invite. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Keeley Hazell Is A Topless Witch Keeley Hazell’s Topless Lingerie Calendar Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures In Nuts Magazine Keeley Hazell Nude In Maximal Photos: WENN.com

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Helen Flanagan Is The Sexiest Thing Ever!

Apparently FHM’s 2013 Sexiest Women Awards were held the other day, and no surprises here, but Helen Flanagan won for the Sexiest Brit. But hey, why stop there? If you ask me, Helen’s made a pretty strong claim for sexiest woman on the planet these past few months. I’d say maybe even the solar system, but I know the nerds who love Avatar and the rest of that sci-fi crap would get mad at me and send me mean emails. Anyway, enjoy Helen’s victory cleavage.