Eva Herzigova is naked for some ad campaign and it is about as exciting as you’d expect it to be, you know since it is for fashion and not for spread vaginas or gynecological equipment or cervix jewelry…even though cervix jewelry is the only accessory I am into this year…but I guess no one cares about my needs…assholes.
Ariana Grande is the next generation of tween starlets who I’ve never heard of, you know the new Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, even though she’s pretty much the same age as them, only instead of running off to do SMUT, she’s still knee deep in the Disney candy coated bullshit shows that perverts everywhere watch with their kids, making her a 19 year old that is pretty well lusted after by dads everywhere….and I guess single dudes weird enough to watch kids shows for the pussy….which unfortunately isn’t something I do…despite how pathetic it sounds…I just stick to the self shot upskirt pics they release to the internet…that’s more my thing…even if I like my pantyhose crotches to be more ripped, stained, wet, amazing….
I may post on Amanda Seyfried too much, but as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan site, because Amanda Seyfried is my favorite pussy in Hollywood, you know the new Lohan…..I have no choice…. If you’re wondering why I like her, other than the obvious reason, that she’s hot….then I’ll list the reasons here…She gets naked in movies, completely naked, and when naked, has sex scenes, with both men and women and she doesn’t buy into the whole celebrity thing, she doesn’t work the paparazzi like an attention seeking, if anything she’s fucking miserable, boring, and unshowered for the paparazzi in a not giving a fuck cuz she knows she’s hot kind of way…. She’s played the celeb thing right…and I predict a long career, until getting pregnant and ruining herself….and as long as I’m alive and she’s around, I’ll be watching from afar, penis in hand…. Here she is at a movie premiere in some shorts so shiny I can see myself in them…
Eeking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Stasberg, stat! After perky Meredith Vieira struggles to give the debatable superstar a compliment, stumbling over words to question if she’s had a “slight little makeover?”, Suze, perhaps insulted, forces a smile.