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Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Do Oktoberfest

It seems that Kim Kardashian is still hanging out with that drag queen Liza Minelli impersonator while on her European vacation. This time the odd couple have found themselves in Germany just in time for Oktoberfest where I’m sure they’ll be stuffing themselves silly with giant sausages. What? That’s what they eat there no? Anyhow, nothing says Oktoberfest like some American reality TV lady douche dressed up in her traditional German outfit with her big old boobs hanging out. Enjoy.

Irina Sheik Topless In GQ

Now that news has come out that Irina Shayk or Sheik or whatever the hell she wants to be call now has been dating that soccer playing Euro douche, she seems to be everywhere and I for one am thankful. Here she is showing off more than just her sexy face in some hot shots for GQ magazine. I could get use to this. I don’t know how the photographer managed to get the greasy Ronaldo handprints off of her, but well done.

Karissa Shannon And Heidi Montag Sex Tape?

I’m sure you’ve all heard the rumors by now about a sex tape involving some staged girl on girl action between Playboy’s Karissa Shannon and ultimate lady douche Heidi Montag , well I’m not here to talk about that. I’m sure it’s all propaganda anyway. Instead of focussing on rumors I’d like to deal with cold hard facts…. Karissa Shannon’s little boobies would look better covered in baby oil. Fact!