Nicole Scherzinger and her posse of flouncing celebrities take on a certain South American dance during tonight’s Dancing with the Stars . Is it the lambada? Is it bossa nova-related? Is it Simon Bolivar’s favorite version of the cabbage patch? All is revealed after the jump, along with other prime viewing options for tonight.
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What’s On: Don’t Cramp for Me, Argentina
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Tagged awards, dance-during, films, Hollywood, lambada, simon-bolivar, stars, TMZ
As musical guest Shakira reminded us tonight—hips don’t lie. And it was those wiggly little body parts that helped usher lambada dancers Joanna Krupa and Mya to safety within…
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Another Celeb Squashed on Dancing With the Stars
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Tagged body parts, dimitri, dimitri-chaplin, hips-don, joanna, joanna-krupa, lambada, musical-guest, shakira, stars, usher-lambada, wiggly-little
Here is a clip from what I assume is last night’s Dancing with the Stars because I don’t own a TV and if I did it wouldn’t be set to some dancing show not matter how much of a mail order bride cock tease who won’t fuck you unless you pay her enough and promise her citizenship on your Russian vacation Karina Smirnoff is but I assume they are trying to keep things fresh, because Mya was doing the Lambada and everyone knows that the Lambada is the forbidden dance and that means it’s meant to go down in small Brazilian town and not on national TV, not that I am that offended by its misrepresentation, or because the entertainment industry ruins all that is sacred to me, because the lambada is not sacred to me, but because where I always thought Lamabada meant dirty, condomless penetration to music, and now I’m forced to realize I was wrong.
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Mya on Dancing With the Stars is Getting Desperate of the Day
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Tagged brazilian, dancing-with-the-stars, Entertainment, forbidden, industry-ruins, karina-smirnoff, lambada, Music, mya, some-dancing, stars, the-forbidden
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