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Jojo’s Shitty Photoshoot of the Day

Jojo makes me laugh, or at least the fact that she was at one point in time considered “jailbait” guys jerked off to and lusted after, even if it taught me early on in this celebrity blog game that guys are idiots with no standards who like pretty much every single girl posing because they are hotter than their wives, especially when underage because they are the forbidden fruit…. I don’t know what she’s promoting, maybe a new album, I’m not even sure if she ever had a first album, but I am sure she dropped off the celebrity scene to fuck black dudes, you know to keep things real….a strategic move in every popstar at her peak, right before everyone forgets you exist cuz you’re not 17 anymore’s career….. Here’s the photoshoot video…it may cause a seizure…. Here are the pics:

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Jojo’s Shitty Photoshoot of the Day

Anja Rubik Titties for Elle UK of the Day

Here’s model Anja Rubik doing a dance I love….no it’s not the commercialized version of the Harlem Shake…or the Lombada….it is the forbidden dance…..and it is not the Pogo or the Charleston…or break dancing….all doin’ the worm….this dance isn’t even reenacting the final scene from Dirty Dancing…my all time favorite movie….this dance is…TITTIES FOR FASHION…… She’s a top model, she’s showing her nipple, I love nipple, even when it is not on top models….so I am all about this Anja Rubik Elle UK shit..

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Anja Rubik Titties for Elle UK of the Day

Mya on Dancing With the Stars is Getting Desperate of the Day

Here is a clip from what I assume is last night’s Dancing with the Stars because I don’t own a TV and if I did it wouldn’t be set to some dancing show not matter how much of a mail order bride cock tease who won’t fuck you unless you pay her enough and promise her citizenship on your Russian vacation Karina Smirnoff is but I assume they are trying to keep things fresh, because Mya was doing the Lambada and everyone knows that the Lambada is the forbidden dance and that means it’s meant to go down in small Brazilian town and not on national TV, not that I am that offended by its misrepresentation, or because the entertainment industry ruins all that is sacred to me, because the lambada is not sacred to me, but because where I always thought Lamabada meant dirty, condomless penetration to music, and now I’m forced to realize I was wrong.

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Mya on Dancing With the Stars is Getting Desperate of the Day

Michael Jackson Once Deemed A Threat

The King of Pop was once on the radar of the the E.

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Michael Jackson Once Deemed A Threat