Kendall Jenner wore a head-to-toe sheer crochet outfit to the airport on Thursday.
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Kendall Jenner Wore The Outfit Equivalent of Your Grandma’s Favorite Home Decor
Kendall Jenner wore a head-to-toe sheer crochet outfit to the airport on Thursday.
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Kendall Jenner Wore The Outfit Equivalent of Your Grandma’s Favorite Home Decor
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The spaceship Covenant, director Ridley Scott’s latest flying deathtrap, carries 15 crew members, 2,000 colonists, 1,400 embryos, and zero pandas. Pandas insist on eating empty-calorie bamboo — they’re bears denying their carnivorous biology to chow down on 20-foot celery — and procreate so apathetically that cubs become Earth celebrities. Clearly there’s no sense in shipping… Read more »
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Alien: Covenant: We’re Not OK, Computer
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Patton Oswalt may not be getting much love from NBC these days but at least the comedic actor is still getting paychecks from his dysfunctional family at Showtime. Playing the best buddy of Tara’s husband Max (John Corbett) and the occasional f*ck buddy of Tara’s sister Charmaine (Rosemarie DeWitt), Oswalt’s character Neil has taken a few punts to the head this season, and after last night’s episode, “Doin’ Time,” viewers learned that the beatings will not cease anytime soon. The play-by-play on Neil’s latest twist of fate, and Tara’s latest flying clothesline to her psyche, after the jump.

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United States of Tara Smackdown: When You Are Carrying Your Landscaper’s Love Child
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