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Chrissy Teigen Bikini of the Day

You wanna know what I like about Chrissy Teigen ….everything….and I am not just saying that because she’s got a pretty decent body modeling bikinis…if anything… I don’t give a fuck about her bikini modeling…as far as I’m concerned…I’ll masturbate to anything in a bikini…so she could be white, BLASIAN, single, married, I don’t give a fuck…..the real reason I like her is because she doesn’t block me on twitter when I call her a gold digger…she actually encourages me to keep on calling her a gold digger…and someone who can laugh at herself when humoring me…is pretty much perfection…especially when they look like this in a bikini….Unfortunately she’s engaged to John Legend…so I’ll have to wait for the kids and divorce before making my move and tricking her into cooking me dinner like I was her Homie Kate Upton who probably eats all her cooking…cuz as a fat man who likes to eat…her cooking.. THAT I FOLLOW ON THE INTERNET .is more pornographic to me than her bikini jacked up her little model ass…

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Chrissy Teigen Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Little Dress of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is at the stage in her career where she’s pretty secure with herself…she’s got the millions of dollars in her bank account…her people are likely turning down jobs everyday…she realizes she looks good enough for people to pay her instead of all the other bitches dying for her jobs….so she can get away with posting pics that don’t flatter her…because who really gives a fuck about her nose, or her broad shoulders…them shits make money….especially when all I’m really looking at is her cute little ass… All this to say…keep up the good social networking woman…cuz you’re winning at it…or at least winning at giving boners…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Little Dress of the Day