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Kristin Cavallari’s Chilly Silver Boobs

It seems like a lot of hotties were at the Much Music Video Awards , here’s Kristin Cavallari on the red carpet looking a little chilly in her hot silver dress. I love cold nipples. Anyhow, I actually watched about five minutes of the show last night until that Bieber kid performed and creeped me out. Does he know he looks like a teenage lesbian? It’s weird. I’m sure Kristin knows what I’m talking about. If you think I’m being an asshole or you don’t believe me check out

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Kristin Cavallari’s Chilly Silver Boobs

Ashley Greene Is An Absolute Stunner

I’m kinda falling in love with Ashley Greene , she’s really a gorgeous woman and I hope she’s starting to feel the same way about me. Who am I kidding, she probably doesn’t even know I exist, maybe I’ll have her friend slip her a note in gym class. Anyhow, here she is at the Much Music Video Awards last night in her sexy short dress teasing me with her long legs. I hope all this attention I’m giving Ashley is making Blake Lively jealous, I haven’t seen her in a while so maybe this will get her back out there. I have room in my heart for the two of them so I’m sure we can work something out. Call me.