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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing…even when Victoria’s Secret limit her potential as a hot as fuck model…but photoshopping out the see through and the nipples….in order to maintain her lingerie pics to look like she’s in a bikini and her bikini pics to look like she’s in a bikini….and her in a bikini…even if Christian Shareholder friendly….you know to keep sales up…still works for me…but only cuz SHE GETS NAKED IN HER OTHER MODELING JOBS ….cuz that’s what models fucking do. Victoria’s Secret is that she fucking sucks.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Ellen Pompeo isn’t hot…but she’s in a bikini and luckily as a man married to a fat as fuck bitch…I find happiness in a skinny, lifeless ass…it is probably the reason I have so many dead heroin addict hookers in my basement….no, I have those for sex. I know dead hooker jokes have lost their appeal now that people are actually podcasting necrophilia on the internet…it’s the hottest shit in the gay community….and will eventually trinkle into the straight world like it was anal sex…. But if a bitch looks like a zombie or a corpse…with a lifeless ass on the beach…something I’m not used to while surrounded by obesity…I have no choice by to go down that dead hooker road…but only cuz a dead hooker is probably hotter than this shit…even though I’m not into dead hookers….but I am really not into Ellen Pompeo.. This post confuses me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day