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Selena Gomez’s Latest Campaign Sucks

I don’t know when or how it happened, but it’s like everyone decided Selena Gomez would make a great model all of a sudden. First she was modeling leggings and sports bras for Puma , and now she’s doing Coach’s 2017 holiday campaign? Don’t get me wrong, Selena’s probably hotter than most of the other fake “celebrity” models they could have gotten for this, but if she’s going to be wearing this much clothing, then really, what’s the point of hiring her in the first place?

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Rita Ora is Slutty of the Day

Rita Ora is in a bikini – reminding us all – and by us all I mean some of her fans who follow her because of her great tits – but mainly the rich and connected dudes who think she’s some kind of celebrity and quality pussy worthy of hooking up because of her tits – It’s as simple as that – if you’ve got the tits, the drive and the eagerness, because I know great tits that have achieved zero..and I know small tits, probably hotter and more talented than this vessel for the big tits, who have also achieved zero, when all they needed was a big set of tits to take them there… I know Rita Ora tits are insanely huge, but they are big enough to make an eager, talentless twat worth hooking up a record deal or TV show hosting job….even though no one really knows why she exists… The post Rita Ora is Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Benson Fat Titty in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

Ashley Benson doesn’t interest me…she was the fat girl in Spring Breakers, and I appreciated her effort in wearing a bikini the entire movie, to having a threesome scene with Vanessa Hudgens, at least I think she had the Threesome scene with Vanessa Hudges, all those little Disney Porkers kinda looked the same in the movie, a movie that was necessary for them to reinvent themselves as serious actors who have tits and pussies and aren’t just some giant plush mascot for an evil empire…which to some is probably hotter…than being titties and pussies…because some people are weird… Well Benson, is showing off her fat tit for the internet, because I guess she wants you to look at how she’s heavier on one side than the other…and I think it’s worth staring at in trying to understand it…at least that’s what you can tell you boss when he catches you staring at it…not that you have a boss, you unemployed hurt bag.

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Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Ellen Pompeo isn’t hot…but she’s in a bikini and luckily as a man married to a fat as fuck bitch…I find happiness in a skinny, lifeless ass…it is probably the reason I have so many dead heroin addict hookers in my basement….no, I have those for sex. I know dead hooker jokes have lost their appeal now that people are actually podcasting necrophilia on the internet…it’s the hottest shit in the gay community….and will eventually trinkle into the straight world like it was anal sex…. But if a bitch looks like a zombie or a corpse…with a lifeless ass on the beach…something I’m not used to while surrounded by obesity…I have no choice by to go down that dead hooker road…but only cuz a dead hooker is probably hotter than this shit…even though I’m not into dead hookers….but I am really not into Ellen Pompeo.. This post confuses me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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