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Britney Spears Does the Jon Benet of the Day

I don’t know what these are about, but I do know that they look like they are of Jon Benet Ramsey 20 years later, taken by some Sears caliber photographer….in other words…fuckin awesome…. This is channeling some Courtney Love crackwhore shit that i am sure smells like a little piece of heaven….or what you’d expect it to smell like with your limited budget and the quality of her scabby body… If you know what I mean…pervert.

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Britney Spears Does the Jon Benet of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Yoga Stance of the Day

This is the position Miranda Kerr was in when Orlando Bloom dropped his load in her not knowing she was skipping her pill on the regular cuz she wanted what all crazy women do when they are hormonal and lonely want…and that’s a family to continue the here genetic legacy with a man she feels meets her requirements….bitches are like scientists when it comes to getting knocked up…except maybe my poor black neighbor with a dozen kids of different cree, color and nationality cuz of different daddies who seems like she takes more of stray cat approach….and then there’s the Mexican down the hall with 5 kids who takes the the farm animal approach… I guess the strategizing is for white chicks cuz white chicks are boring and like to play it safe… Either way, imagine this picture of her in her getting knocked up pose lead to

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Miranda Kerr’s Yoga Stance of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Yoga Stance of the Day

This is the position Miranda Kerr was in when Orlando Bloom dropped his load in her not knowing she was skipping her pill on the regular cuz she wanted what all crazy women do when they are hormonal and lonely want…and that’s a family to continue the here genetic legacy with a man she feels meets her requirements….bitches are like scientists when it comes to getting knocked up…except maybe my poor black neighbor with a dozen kids of different cree, color and nationality cuz of different daddies who seems like she takes more of stray cat approach….and then there’s the Mexican down the hall with 5 kids who takes the the farm animal approach… I guess the strategizing is for white chicks cuz white chicks are boring and like to play it safe… Either way, imagine this picture of her in her getting knocked up pose lead to

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Miranda Kerr’s Yoga Stance of the Day